In the document, I am [insert a naughty word here] a lot, demand all kinds of diva-like things, and make you believe that God… I’m sorry, I mean Dave Grohl himself is performing with your or at your venue.
I have to disappoint you, though; it will be I performing. Even though people tell me I am a nice person, I am not Dave. Sorry.
So, nothing to worry about. Everything you will read below is meant as a guideline. I am easy-going and rather flexible. However, I do prefer to know what I can expect. Do not hesitate to send me an e-mail about the possibilities.
If you have any questions, please feel free to send me an e-mail.
Nothing but love,